Humor Writing
McSweeney's
I'm "Flexible Instruction Day," Formerly Known as "Snow Day"
Weekly Humorist
At Netflix, We're Taking Product Placement to the Next Level with New Film's All-Beverage Cast
Beauty Tips for Attracting a Republican Man
Holiday Songs Updated for the 21st Century
Jane Austen's Wastebasket
Had Enough of the Disney Parks? Then Visit Don Bluth Land!
Realistic Responses to Suggestive Song Lyrics
Reminder From Your Gym: Women's Navels Should Remain Covered
Slackjaw
Quotes From Little Tots Learning Center, A Film by Martin Scorsese
What Some People Hear Instead of "Happy Holidays"
Frazzled
Let the Battle of Day Camp Registration Commence!
Sleepover Hosting FAQ: Millennial Edition
My Kids Taking Song Lyrics Literally
My 10-Year-Old Son's Golden Globes Commentary
Backhanded Compliments I've Received Since Becoming a Mom
The Haven
I'm a Female Character in a Sex Comedy and My Life is a Nightmare
78 Percent of Gen Z Believe Anilingus Was Invented By Their Generation
Cheat Sheet for Cleaning and Organizing Your Home, According to Lifestyle Bloggers
Woman Instantly Regrets Bringing Her Recently Retired Husband Grocery Shopping
MuddyUm
What Your Favorite Flavor of Schnapps in College Says About You
Please Adopt a Dog in Need of a Home! (Provided You Meet These Simple Criteria)
Greener Pastures
Library Receipts You Found That Indicate the Patrons Had Some Shit Going On
Robot Butt
What Not to Include in Your Porch Holiday Treat Basket for Delivery Drivers
Little Old Lady Comedy
Things That are Thrilling as a Child But Terrifying as an Adult
About Me
Caroline Horwitz writes humor from Pittsburgh. She lives with her husband and kids, who are quickly approaching the age of finding her embarrassing instead of funny.